happy - harry potter, lord of the rings, new books, stationary, ice lollies, haloumi cheese, yohji yamomoto.

angry - people who lie about having problems b/c they think it’s cool, jeremy kyle, rowan atkinson, fearne cotton, bus drivers, 95% of gay men, people who take themselves too seriously, anyone who says the word ‘guys’ when speaking to a group of people, traffic, roads, poor diction, drunk people, rachel zoe, gucci, matthew mcconaughey, jennifer lopez, jimmy carr, fat people who think it’s a ‘life choice’ to be fat, bad parenting, liars, any kind of violence, preachy vegetarians, people who speak in a way that clearly isn’t how they normally speak, TOWIE, sandpaper, monster munch, gay bars, table football, garden ornaments, people who’s favourite director is tarrantino just ‘because he’s tarrantino’, mel gibson, bruce willis, the entire country of bulgaria (and most of eastern europe) marmite, cold soup, wonky chairs, light rain, when you’re ‘almost’ ill but not ‘properly’ ill yet, people who pretend to be cute, anything ‘cute’, happy people, miserable people, lesbians who only ever speak about being lesbians, idiots, broken headphones, being hungry, being too full, badly written sitcoms, lee mac, all the kids from glee, anyone who owns an item of clothing from ‘paul’s boutique’, guns, people with their ipods on too loud on buses, when people ask you to turn your ipod down on a bus, opera, deep pan pizza, cauliflower, oily chinese food, ‘gay pride’, gok wan, nintendo wii, most biscuits, lentils, white people with dread locks, people who use the phrase ‘good/bad vibes’, the kaiser chiefs, U2, coldplay, green day, the actress who plays ginnie weasley in harry potter and all insects including janet street-porter.