fuck relationships. i’m into mindless sex now.– Cassie, skins. (via prostitutionrevolution, dearlucycountmein) (via dreamingx)
I am so thick.
Josie: call me when Pingu's on! I wanna see pingu!
Me: we can't watch it! it's in welsh!
Josie: Tom, you utter mong. they don't even say words. how can it be in welsh?
Me: they could make the noises in a welsh accent?
Want another tattoo so fucking bad. ideas anyone?
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